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Sergei Plotnikov upset about his playing time in Pittsburgh, gets to face the Penguins tonight.
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Sam shops at Century III mall
Sam goes to meatspin.com…he actually did.
Sam wears floaties on his arms when taking a bath
Sam’s favorite color is outside the lines
Sam wears an uneaten Ring Pop on his finger every day.
Sam’s favorite player is Ladd Hudler with the Florida Panthers
Sam battles inner-conflict daily. Half of him thinks he’s retarded, the other half thinks he’s mentally challenged.
Told you guys this Fool will be Spamming this site today
that the site crashed
That only one that’s been posting all day is…you?
Sam googles “Russian footlong” on a daily basis.
Npl likes to be covered in peanut butter and Jelly Jam
and watch his idol Joey chesnut while Stan liking npl\’s Nutz
Every morning, Sam puts cream cheese in the middle of a bagel and wiggles his tongue around the center
I know Sam we dont need to hear your Fantasies keep with between you and stan
Sam wears lipstick and likes to be called sIutty
Sam failed with his last, uh, joke.
dumb ass fatso.
Sam cups farts and smacks himself in the face
Sam rubs corduroy on his grundle
Sam watches Sally Jesse Raphael reruns
devils send Eric Gelinas, for 2016 3rd round draft pick to the Avs
Why am i not suprised shero with his Defense trades
Sam wears a Ben Lovejoy mask and pleasures himself in front of a mirror. Hence the term, “gayjoy”
Sam exfoliates with maple icing to attract French Canadian bears – of the two-legged variety
Sam’s sexual experiences are limited to Dutch rudders at fat camp and a bored Friday night with frozen asparagus
and squat cobbler, of course
All Sam wanted was his baseball cards back.
and your mom
you win.
He gets aroused by how it makes his pee smell
Parenteau to Isles
he was isles top target but many people were against it because paranteau used to play with tavares now other younger players do and no need for PA Most fans did not want him back
You’ve spoken with ‘most fans?’
Frustrating day to be a Pens fan, it tough to watch everyone else improve their rosters while we’re still sitting here staring at this flawed unit hoping for a miracle to get out of the 1st round of the playoffs.
You think there’s a fix out there? I don’t.
jerkoff will be traded soon
most teams that are serious to go to the finals made their moves already Hawks,kings,caps and rags
they had the tools pens dont have the tools to upgrade this way thats why you need to get rid of kessel and upgrade you team before was the russian now kessel can take the bait
What options are really available that wont cost us more of what is in the pretty bare cupboards?
pens already wasted their tools under shero there is not much JR can do
if muray was ready they couldve traded fleury but thats not the case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWlrUcb8l4o
1:50min
where is adolf when you need him
Bukakke
I think they are Hot dog Dealers
Dallas close to acquiring Russell
Done
instant buzz Npl traded half of his hot dog to stan for a box of Donuts
I hope he left the mustard on
his drool
Man, are you bad at this.
Jeffed being acquired from insidephiladelphiasports.com
npl being acquired from oscar meyer weiner
ba-zing…
Throw in yinzer73 and you have a deal
told you guys its going to be boring one.Most important trades happended last week
yeah – YOU told us. Nobody else could deduce that on their own. We needed some french fatasss queen to tell us. Give me a fucking break.
you need a break ? Npl is that harsh with you
Sam was beat up by a fat Jewish American hot dog vendor. Hence the anger.
Kosher ?
Hamhuis to Caps close
jerkoff to be traded
Boedkker to the Avs.
Boedker to Colorado
These trades, they just sound an awful lot like Howard Stern’s butt hole
2 hours
Sheary reassigned to AHL
LMMFAO… Pens view Plachta as a skilled winger when the rest of the hockey world thinks he wont have an NHL career. I hope that its just lip service
TANGRADI 2.0
Jeb Bush 2016
Damn… Shero took Warofsky… was an ok depth option and when we consider where we are at depthwise it kinda sucks to lose that option.
RANGERS FANS SINCE STAAL TRADE
Joe Messina
Well let’s see, they didn’t surrender yet another first rounder. That progress…………..
Scott Bialczak ·
That’s because we don’t have any left to give.
Peter Litvack · Works at Retired
Wait until they are eliminated in the 1st round and then we’ll see. Poorly run organization from top to bottom
Ellen McCann ·
…and we didnt get Drouin, that’s a big ‘thank you’ to the hockey gods
Boy the downvoters sure are out today.
Yeah tell me about it
Maybe you get voted down by people because you’re anti-semite that also happens to be a frech pusssy – did you think about that?
Stanch killing it today! Hilarious!
Warsofsky claimed on waivers by the Devils. yoda, of course, will combine this with the Farnham waiver claim as the lynchpins for why this team didn’t win a cup. Farnham!
good that jewish player was one dimentional player only had a strong shot nothing special in his game
Hope pens can trade bennett to the devils
You have a lot of balls calling out Jews considering what a french pusssy you are.
Same hasn’t seen his balls in over a decade.
And that.
Wonder if we can trade your stupid ass to InsideNewJerseysports.com. Hear the place is a shit hole so you will blend in better with your surroundings.
how do you know ? you been part of it once >?
I hate shero and dont want do be part of that Pukes Team
What part of the word hear escapes you, you motherfucking retard
Its not a make or break but with our defensive depth concerns he was an okay option to fall back on in case of injury. If anyone feels the need to make it any bigger than that it is their own stupid
3 hours
Looks like Kirby Rychel was dealt. Not sure who to though.
May have just been sent down. I wouldn’t mind taking a flyer on him here.
MacKenzie said he wasn’t traded yet, He was told to leave an await further instructions, either trade or sent to AHL to be eligible for the playoffs.
We get Max yet?
Kunitz
He would’ve went to Columbus, but the Savard injury held it up.
Who’s Phoenix?
Pens got Matthias Plachta and a 7th for Plotnikov.
Bye Felicia
Pesonen
HAHAHAHA. Hey Punks was SAME right? when he said Plotnikov will be 4th line by December and by end of the year he wont even be with pens. Suckk it Gaydogg and other that were Drooling over this russian as the Savior to play top 6 with Malkin this year .
Your ability to remember a different set of events is quite remarkable. Everyone knew Plotnikov would get a look on Malkins line but next to no one thought he would stay. Every person on the board had him pegged as a bottom six guy. Now that noted he was fucked by this team. A mid 20 something coming to a new city a new country and speaking a different language finds his way on to a team that had serious coaching issues that basically shut everyone not named Malkin off. The new coach never really gave the guy another look…… Read more »
Who cares? It was literally zero risk. No assets – no money. They tried – it didn’t work. What’s the BFD?
Same
God are you just the dumbest person alive! I was 1 of the 1st people to call the signing a mistake, the difference is that I knew he wasn’t a NHL caliber player, as opposed to your clueless guess.
It wasn’t a mistake. It was a low risk high reward move – the type that they don’t make enough of. The fact that it didn’t work shouldn’t dissuade them from going this route in the future.
No one drooled over him..your so damn retarded
The trade isnt as big deal as the extra cap space it provides- that could be good, or not so good.
so long, plotnikov, we hardly knew you.
Makes the game tonight more interesting
no wonder pens did not want him at the practice