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— Just over a month until training camp, the Penguins still have a third line center hole and fourth line center hole with Matt Cullen undecided as the NHL off-season has reached the dog days of August where most GM’s are vacationing.
Mike Fisher retiring last week played right into why former Penguins center Nick Bonino was set on signing with the Nashville Predators from the start. From the get-go of the interview period, the Predators sold Bonino on having a bigger role in Nashville and being the long-term replacement for Fisher with the catch being Bonino would still be on a Stanley Cup contender.
Pittsburgh could have decided in June that Bonino is more valuable to them than Conor Sheary would be for this next three to four year window where the Penguins have to a chance win more Cups.
Therefore, Pittsburgh could have easily moved Sheary for draft picks around the draft to clear needed cap space to try to sign Bonino but it likely would not have mattered and wasn’t really a road the Penguins could have went.
Bonino who did not give the Penguins an opportunity to match the Predators offer, wanted a bigger role with a contender and Nashville setup as the perfect situation for him, even if Pittsburgh offered him a better or similar contract.
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Any update on Npl’s mom gangbang events?
Never went down, apparently all the guys decided to simply fuck each other at the customary French bath before hand
Preseason games are tough to watch. At least if Conner was playing, i’f have him to pay attention to. Is it September yet?
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D… any insight on the 3rd line C thing? About 2-3 weeks ago you had a trade for a 3rd line C imminent.
Hey sammich.. fuckk you lol
Remember when Sam turned his TV off early and the Pens scored 2 late goals to force OT against the Caps? Hilarious.
I remember that – he probably had to go cologne up his nuts.
I remember sam proudly proclaiming to the entire board that his preferred method of practicing hygiene was to pull The lil colonel and walnuts to wash them in sinks finishing with a splash of cold water on his dirt box in various public bogs around Montreal!
While it hardly matters this should be fun… PK Subban became the 1st Canadian born player to reach 1 million twitter followers (roughly 2 or 3 hours ago). Who can list all the ways this will ruffle the sammiches feathers?
I think it matters. It shows Nashville has more fans than Montreal.
I’m sure that’s the case fatso
Last i checked, Nashville fans show up for games while Montreal fans close their TVs early.
Very true. Hockey just hasn’t mattered much up there since 1993.
Bonus round answer
… judges… we were looking for “he became more popular after leaving Montreal” and the judges have decided you were in the ballpark so yes that was the number 2 answer
Most probably half of those fans are some unemployed blacks that have. Nothing to do all day and open twitter accounts.
Look, sammich volunteered one… he is upset because he is black was the top answer!
Bet they don’t have to wash their buckeye at long john silvers
Or Buckeye Donuts.
Anyone have any good new ball hockey tricks?
Yes, I call it the “French Bath”… it’s where one goes to a public sink and washes their balls and hockey stick as well as their prolapsed brown spider then wink in the mirror before walking out of a Chez Ashtons. Ask sammich, it’s all the rage in Montreal
There’s only one way to keep rust on the I’m sheriff’s badge, and that’s by cleaning it in a public fountain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great article from Jason Mackey in the PG about Murray. Interview style, it’s nice to get that insight on Murray and his relationship with MAF. Kid speaks highly of the man.
Glad you just noticed that about Murray just in case you don’t know it’s not his first interview he speaks highly about Fleury it’s probably his 5th by now
per thefourthperiod.com
Actually he hasnt quite put it in this much detail you fucken moron… on that note I believe I have had to set you straight more than once in regard to this exact subject referencing Murrays admiration and respect (means he likes him) for MAF. Now isnt their an empty sink somewhere in Montreal that you need to splash water on your balls under you disgusting fuckk
French bath lol
You wouldn’t know that you Fat pig
Lucky for him… Like I said below it sucks living in a part of the world where you disgusting frogs think it’s okay to splash water all over your wedding tackle and balloon knots in public areas, think of the kids goddammit. Or actually, don’t think of the kids, the action is awkward enough already.
No – i’m sure he wouldn’t. He probably showers like the rest of us. In america, we don’t scrub our balls down with a paper towel at wendy’s, Sam.
He’s in PQ so it is likely a Ben & Florentines haha… or even more likely a Poutine joint like Chez Ashtons
I have no idea what that is
A couple of Quebec based diners! Chez Ashtons is literally a poutine fast food restuarant, only in quebec would you find a fast food place that fries potatos then tops them with 2 kinds of fat and turn it into a provincial chain haha
That’s probably why sam needs crisco to slide his fat asss into that honda he’s driving.
As the added effect of him wiping his ass with a paper napkin in park fountains more often too
Hey sammich, I was thinking about your “refugee problem”… if it’s cleanliness you’re concerned with maybe you can show them how to wash their dicks, balls, yay yahs and asshoIes in park fountains…
No I’m concerned about their laziness that they will receive more money then the average welfare person in Canada but you don’t care about that part because you are a wannabe American and a fake Canadian. Now go Suck and enjoy your boy toy Trudeau
Funny how media is manipulated by bunch of liberals all they talk about Trump tweet doing nothing but no one says anything bad about Trudeau when all he does is take selfie pictures all day. Yet people admire that cuntt
Hey, Liberals returned your economy to levels unseen since the 70s. You show some goddamn respect… now go rinse your tiny balls off in a sink or something
LOL, Canadian media tends to lean right sammich, the Sun (Postmedia) is one of the largest rags in the country and it’s pretty right. The National Post and Globe & Mail, the paper of record, are also pretty right leaning. I mean the 2015 election you had all major papers endorse the Conservative party in someway, with the caveat that they wanted Harper gone because he became an insufferable bigot, much like you. There is a lot of data on this online FTR.
No I don’t care about that part because it is not accurate.. It is rhetoric. Also, as I have said a dozen times, I am not “A Liberal” (or a Democrat for the dumb fucken French Canadians on the page), I hang out in the centre. I like parties that make sense, both of ours are capable of doing so and both are capable of being absurd. Part of being Canadian is opening ones doors to those that need help… Like say… Queebs for instance. You motherfuckers have been dying economically for years (until your Liberal Government started fixing the… Read more »
It’s because you dumb rednecks don’t know nothing other then playing in oil and milking cows so government of Alberta was begging quebec people go and work there due to lack of people working in different fields now go back to your cow milking
No one begs for people from PQ to come to their province… trust me, it was the dirt lining in oil prosperity.
http://www.conferenceboard.ca/hcp/provincial/education.aspx (Dumb Rednecks)
Oh, and one more note… you fucken morons… every last one of you basically works as rig pigs genius. QUeebs and Newfies… At least the newfs are, on average, cool people that shower and know how to boil lobster
There’s no way they can smell as bad as the french. Not on this earth. Not in this lifetime.
Would you guys take J Staal for Sprong if they ate 2 million of his salary? Nothing behind it obviously, but if we’re throwing sam at the wall, why not?
No sir
I don’t think so, I know the team has holes to plug but Sprong has done a lot of good things since draft day and I really hope the team can hold on to him
Negative. Honestly, i have no interest, even with a $2M discount, of tying that much up in a 3rd line center for that long. AND having it cost me Sprong.
not giving up a prospect for a known commodity to help win now…. who are you Bob Nutting???? JOKING STANCH NO NEED TO GO CRAZY…. salary cap to consider not self imposed cap. And Sprong has shown he is legit, not a AAAA Pitcher.
I mean – I’ll move him for a stud player ready to help now – but not a third line center – not with the kind of upside he has.
I’d say no and I’m very pro-Staal returning. I’d be all over Staal in a second at 4M but not at the expense of Sprong. I think Sprong is going to be a very special player and has a Kessel like ceiling. I wouldn’t have a problem with them losing a Sheary or Guentzel in the deal but Sprong is about as untouchable as it gets in my world.
See – I don’t get that at all – you basically have known commodities with Guentzel and Sheary – so that logic – i can’t follow one bit. And i dont’ want to lose Sprong either – but I definitely don’t want to lose the other two without a huge return – and Staal isnt it.
Sprong is rumoured to have scoffed at the idea of french baths while playing in the Q while the Staal brothers helped introduce it to Southern Ontario…
Sam washes his junk and asshoIe in random sinks around Montreal!
Not an American bath. A FRENCH bath
Yeah no need to bath like bunch of pigs in a mudd
Not when you can just jam some hand soap up your assshole and throw on some more cologne! French bath!
Jesus Christ I just spit coffee all over my keyboard and screen… well done Stan HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Get rid of chubby and find a legit center. If you want to balance your lines
Whatever happened to your mom’s account?
Well now we know what not to do, since the virgin that scrubs down his balls at a mcdonalds sink and lies about franchise values, and then hides after being called out about it for two weeks, has chimed in.
This French bath thing is fucken gold!
Sammich, if you were to estimate how many public washrooms do you think you’ve stared back at yourself in as you soap up your dick, balls and anus?
who in their right mind would find Bonino to be a better investment than Sheary?
I agree. This reminds me of Jordan Staal. Bones won’t put up the offensive numbers in Nashville. The people who want to run Sheary out of town is mind boggling.
Mind boggling doesn’t even do it justice.
The need for a 3C > need for another winger. Some winger will need to go for a 3C. Gotta trade something to get something. You aren’t getting shitt for Wilson, Kuhnhackle. I’m not moving Guentzel or Rust for a 3C. That leaves Hagelin, Horni and Sheary, Kessel. Kessel is a dynamic goal scorer who I don’t think is easily replaceable. Horni has size and grit we can’t replace…but i can see them trading him since he’ll be breaking down soon. Hagelin isn’t going to bring back much of a return. Sheary makes the most sense to me if you… Read more »
Sheary is undoubtedly a better player but that doesn’t automatically make him the better investment because more goes into the overall investment than just the players ability. I still lean toward Sheary being the better investment but it’s extremely close because of the extreme depth they have on wing and the lack of depth down the middle. Even though I prefer keeping Sheary I don’t think I would have been able to argue if they went the other way, especially if the return for Sheary was solid.
I would have – for the simple fact that you should be able to do better than Bonino (at his inflated price tag, no less) even if you were to move Sheary straight up for a third line center. For instance, a player like Sheary should be able to net you a guy like Faksa, who is already as productive as Bonino, however far younger and cheaper, with much more upside.